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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:44
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Aut ut accusantium quos sint ad aperiam.
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
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Just Forget it!
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)